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So I had my legs curled up in the chair I’m sitting on and they started cramping so I was like “I’ll just stretch them out on the ottoman” so I put my leg out and realized the ottoman was gone and I stayed there with my leg hovering in the air contemplating my entire existence

poprocksforbreakfast:

officialfrenchtoast:

"hey don’t you have a crush on…"

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that gif is perfectly looped wtf

lexlifts:

lesbianwicce:

during the witch burning times, midwives were targeted because they were healers and they eased the pain of childbirth which was meant to be woman’s punishment for eating the apple in the garden of eden.

birth control and abortion were considered sinful for the same reason.

anti-choice sentiment started because people (men) wanted women to be punished, and these misogynistic ideas have carried on for hundreds of years.

what a sad reflection on our society.

wow

godblesstyleroakley:

2srooky:

andystjohn:

'girlfriend' by avril lavigne came out seven years ago

hey hey
you you
i don’t like your fun fact

No way
No way
I think you need to stop that

(Source: trolling-potato)

scott-pilgrimage:

whosromeo:

i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you

i think it’s a fucking miracle 

armadillo:

i dont care WHAT you say or if im a grown man i will not give up my swing for your 3 year old son he can fucking wait his turn

do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but doesn’t know how

(Source: prudence-halliwell)

tsunderrorist:

if you’re having a bad day here is a baby polar bear being tickled

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mamalalonde:

LOOK AT MY PRINCESS SNAPCHATS

(Source: buttlass)